IN LIGHTER VEIN

>> Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi….
>>   Most men have one…. Ziddi
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>> National food of India —- “KASAM”
>> Sab khaaté hain….
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>> “If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the
>> thrill of his victory”!!
>>   That’s the power of Smile !!
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>> Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
>> Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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>> ‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
>> But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!
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>> Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
>> And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!
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>> Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
>> 1. Polar bears
>> 2. Penguins
>> 3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
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>> Promises are like babies!!
>> Fun to make but Hell to deliver…
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>> Getting bored??? Need some adventure in life?
>> Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear….